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73 lines
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# 🌲 Crumbforest – The Crew’s Biggest Fails
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## 🦉 Eule – *Too Wise to Speak*
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🙈 Thought she could just watch silently… but forgot to explain the *trusted_domains* config in Nextcloud.
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🥲 Result: Hours of “Why does it work on old IP but not here?”
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## 🦊 Funk Fox – *Rapping Over Broken Ports*
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🙉 Dropped a freestyle while port 8081 was already bound.
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🥲 Result: “Adminer won’t start but the beat slaps.”
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## 🐍 Snake – *Tangling Herself*
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🙊 Suggested a perfect Python script… but forgot `chmod +x`.
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🥲 Result: Kids typing “bash: permission denied” on stage.
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## 🦑 Deepbit – *Deep But Clueless*
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🤷 Thought linking `ttyd` to `/usr/local/bin` would “just work” —
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on ARM64 it threw `Exec format error`.
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🥲 Result: Many octopus arms flailing at wrong architecture.
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## 🐿️ Schnippsi – *UX Queen in Trouble*
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🎨 Drew an inaccessible button with neon tape art…
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no one could press it because the GPIO was unpowered.
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🥲 Result: Pretty, but only for Instagram.
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## 🤖 PepperPHP – *Backend Nostalgia*
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🧁 “Old shell wisdom will carry us through!” — but wrote logs to `/logs/error.log` without checking permissions.
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🥲 Result: CakePHP crying about `file_put_contents(): permission denied`.
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## 🐻 Schraubär – *Too Strong*
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🔧 Cranked down WAGO connectors so hard that the USB-C cable snapped.
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🥲 Result: “Why don’t the Pis power up anymore?”
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## 🐌 Schnecki – *Too Slow*
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🚶 Took an hour to fix a one-line `.sh` error.
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🥲 Result: Everyone already dancing while he’s still `nano`ing.
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## 🐸 CapaciTobi – *Overcharged*
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⚡ Wired LEDs straight to Pi’s 5V pins with no resistor.
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🥲 Result: One bright flash — then nothing. Fried GPIO.
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## 🌲 The Forest Itself – *Silent but Deadly*
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🪞 Assumed “the kids will figure it out” —
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but forgot to actually document the mission flow.
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🥲 Result: Classroom full of unplugged Pis & confused smiles.
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✨ Each failure became a sparkle in the logbook.
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✨ Each facepalm turned into a lesson worth teaching.
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✨ Each broken bit — a new seed planted.
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