# 🌲 Crumbforest – The Crew’s Biggest Fails

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## 🦉 Eule – *Too Wise to Speak*
🙈 Thought she could just watch silently… but forgot to explain the *trusted_domains* config in Nextcloud.  
🥲 Result: Hours of “Why does it work on old IP but not here?”

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## 🦊 Funk Fox – *Rapping Over Broken Ports*
🙉 Dropped a freestyle while port 8081 was already bound.  
🥲 Result: “Adminer won’t start but the beat slaps.”

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## 🐍 Snake – *Tangling Herself*
🙊 Suggested a perfect Python script… but forgot `chmod +x`.  
🥲 Result: Kids typing “bash: permission denied” on stage.

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## 🦑 Deepbit – *Deep But Clueless*
🤷 Thought linking `ttyd` to `/usr/local/bin` would “just work” —  
on ARM64 it threw `Exec format error`.  
🥲 Result: Many octopus arms flailing at wrong architecture.

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## 🐿️ Schnippsi – *UX Queen in Trouble*
🎨 Drew an inaccessible button with neon tape art…  
no one could press it because the GPIO was unpowered.  
🥲 Result: Pretty, but only for Instagram.

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## 🤖 PepperPHP – *Backend Nostalgia*
🧁 “Old shell wisdom will carry us through!” — but wrote logs to `/logs/error.log` without checking permissions.  
🥲 Result: CakePHP crying about `file_put_contents(): permission denied`.

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## 🐻 Schraubär – *Too Strong*
🔧 Cranked down WAGO connectors so hard that the USB-C cable snapped.  
🥲 Result: “Why don’t the Pis power up anymore?”

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## 🐌 Schnecki – *Too Slow*
🚶 Took an hour to fix a one-line `.sh` error.  
🥲 Result: Everyone already dancing while he’s still `nano`ing.

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## 🐸 CapaciTobi – *Overcharged*
⚡ Wired LEDs straight to Pi’s 5V pins with no resistor.  
🥲 Result: One bright flash — then nothing. Fried GPIO.

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## 🌲 The Forest Itself – *Silent but Deadly*
🪞 Assumed “the kids will figure it out” —  
but forgot to actually document the mission flow.  
🥲 Result: Classroom full of unplugged Pis & confused smiles.

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✨ Each failure became a sparkle in the logbook.  
✨ Each facepalm turned into a lesson worth teaching.  
✨ Each broken bit — a new seed planted.

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